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mysharona1987:

Oh my God.

VOLDETORT.

Hold on, best story ever:

My friend’s wife is the front desk person at a vet clinic, and this woman calls in asking if she can bring her lizard in. His wife agrees and asks what the lizard’s name is for the appointment. 

The woman says, “His name is Harry.”

His wife wasn’t sure if she heard correctly. “Harry?”

“Yeah, Harry. As in ‘You’re a lizard, Harry.’”

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