If you have a parrot and you don’t teach it to say, “Help, they’ve turned me into a parrot”, you are wasting everybody’s time.
I knew one that would walk up your shoulder, lean into your ear, and whisper, “Asshole.”
what a fucking stupid parrot thats the wrong hole isnt it
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